Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009

SWINGING TRIPE

EXCESS FLESH THAT PROTRUDES FROM A VAGINA.

THE DANCER BENT OVER AND ALL I SAW WAS SOME SWINGING TRIPE.

by peter fitzintite May 8, 2011

Swixting

when you have a text conversation using only taylor swift lyrics.

"dude I was swixting so much last night I couldn't finish my math hw"

by tylrswft1234 September 24, 2011

swoanking

swimming, floating and drinking at one time. Due to nerve damage in my left upper limb I can only swim if I have a flotation device under my upper portion. since my right limb is fine, I use it to hold my drink.

I got a sunburn while swoanking in the back yard.

by datrop August 9, 2013

Swinging Cock

1)A young virulent male that's got swagger 2) A horny male on the sexual prowl

Frankie : Look at Vinnie, he gets mad chicks. Joey: Yeah, all the girls say he is a swinging cock !

by LC kitty January 22, 2014

Shainting

Shitting into a fan to spray your shit everywhere across a wide area (such as a room) to paint it with your own shit.

"I was way too lazy to buy paint, so I decided to try shainting the kitchen. I love the new color, but it smells like shit."

by DrLegit July 13, 2014

Swonking

The ability to suck your own dick

Billy: Is that guy swonking over there?
Jim: I think he might
Billy: Nasty

by SWONK September 16, 2014