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Facebook Status Hacker

Facebook Status Hacker can be abbreviated FSH.

(noun.) One who writes on a friend's Facebook status, for the purpose of destroying one's reputation. The case in which the FSH writes on his/her friend's status usually follows their friend forgetting to log out of their Facebook, leaving their profile open for anyone to modify.
Will reads his status:
Will Owens "likes mad dick in his butt! Hit me up boyz!"

his response:
"Damn Facebook Status Hacker's fucking with my facebook! i am tight!"
by DKizzay October 19, 2009
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Moon man status

In the mental/physical state of being extremely high, drunk, or a pleasant combination of the two. (more commonly used when referring to being high from marijuana) Much like transcending to a higher plane of existence where one feels happily numb, dazed, hazed, or blazed; hence the "Moon Man" name.

props to Kid Cudi
I smoked so much dank last night, I was on moon man status.

Im feelin myself homie I got moon man status!
by steveo1242 November 24, 2009
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status jacked

Finding someone's Facebook/Myspace is still logged in and posting a new status update as them, usually to embarrass them.
John status jacked Jane last night on Facebook did you see? It said she was eating ice cream off of her dogs belly.
by Crin March 1, 2009
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status worthy

An event for which it is worthy of updating your Facebook status.
Maria: I just got a new job. I should update my Facebook status.
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.

Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse
by Rex Roddy April 1, 2010
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status tease

A person who makes their status on facebook, myspace, etc., something that people will OBVIOUSLY ask about, then refuses to elaborate
Jan Smith: is so tired of this and cant take it anymore!

------Sally Johnson: d00de jan teh eff is up?!

Jan Smith: Oh nothing DOT DOT DOT DOT

= status tease
by ayemaynedayyy January 16, 2009
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Puff Status

Stoned beyond belief, usually from hydroponic super-skunk or equal.
Man I can,t even think right now, my mind has a fucking bad case of Puff Status.
by ripped October 26, 2005
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Status Reunion

When a group of friends from college or high school who haven't talked to/seen each other in a long time all comment on a mutual friend's Facebook status, usually about something they all agree on or feel strongly about.
It was great catching up with the class of '87 on that status reunion last night. I'm glad we can all agree that the latest episode of "Breaking Bad" was the shit.
by Stat Flanley August 20, 2011
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