STICKERS

THE COOLEST MOTHERFUCKERS ON THE PLANET. WHEN I BUST OUT MY STICKERS EVERY MAN AND WOMAN GETS A INSTANT ORGASM. STICKERS ARE SO FUCKING EPIC THAT MY GRANDMA GOT A HEART ATTACK AND DIED BECAUSE OF MY MINT CONDITION LEGO DARTH VADER STICKER. GET A STICKER AND GROW A 1 MILE DICK.

my degenerate friend: lets go shoot some manly guns
Me: lets play with stickers
My friend: *dies of pure shock*

by Fireboss76 December 7, 2017

Crip Sticker

A handicapped placard or hang tag placed in windshield to designate that the vehicle is allowed to park in a handicapped parking space.

Don't forget your Crip Sticker. I do not want a parking ticket.

I use my grandpa’s Crip Sticker to get close in parking at ball games and concerts.

by Ruphert H Humperdink November 14, 2010

Bahamian pig-sticker

A sexual position "coined" by the ever inventive Phineas J. Flippenstanz in his memoirs "Events Pertaining to the Life and Advancement of Phineas J. Flippenstanz, Esq." of his 1874 journey to the Bahamas to witness the transit of Venus from an agreeable clime. According to said memoirs the Bahamian pig-sticker is "that position wherein the female arranges her quarters in the matter of a blissfully ignorant Bahamian pig fitfully drunk on nickel-barrel rum, while the male arranges his necessarily engorged member such that the shadow cast thereby resembles most closely that of the Bahamian pig-sticker before the slaughter. A most enjoyable, if noisy, bout of sexual congress is all but guaranteed to ensue."

"Having tired of the mere hundreds of standard sexual positions contained in the Kama Sutra and internet, Eustace and Charlie, on a recommendation from their vicar, attempted and greatly enjoyed the Bahamian pig-sticker."

by Aeneas Flippenstanz III December 13, 2008

star wars sticker book

a thing that any 14+ person should be ashamed to own, especially one who teached the fifth grade.

ahh why does that guy have a star wars sticker book???!!!

by bahaha.22 October 31, 2011

Dave’s triple stacked

It’s when your girl dresses up like Wendy with the wig and freckles, takes three slices of American cheese and jams then on your dick; then she sits on it and craps on your cock after she slowly pulls it out there’s your Dave’s triple stacked (add lube for a juicy triple stacked)

Even the prosititutes in boulder highway charge more for a Dave’s triple stacked

by Lichowid December 31, 2018

Slicked the Fuck Back

When someone's hair is extremely slicked back to the point where no matter what their personality is, they are judged solely on appearance. People who are "slicked the fuck back" are usually very egocentric.

Abbreviated as STFB

"Man, did you see that guy? He was Slicked the Fuck Back.

by TheCashier November 12, 2010

sicked

A combination of "sick" and "wicked".

Person 1: I'm watching a fat guy wearing a thong do the Chicken Dance on national television!
Person 2: That is so totally sicked.

by Ninde July 27, 2006