Stratics

A place where complete online gaming newbies can go to whine and complain how unfair the game they choose to play is. They tend to support each other and try to prove to the developers how wrong they made the game. Unfortunaly sometimes these stratics posters are able to get developers to bend to their wishes. A prime expample is the temination of development on the highly anticipated Ultima X: Odyssey game by Electronic Arts. The stratics posters showed extreme dislike to the title including a one name "Crazy Joe" and "Peaches". They were posting relenetlessly attacking the developers and designers until they decided to throw in the towel.

A place were the lowest scum of gaming newbies hand out.

by Nieves November 2, 2004

static shocker

The act of generating static electricity, by shuffling one's feet on a carpet for example, then discharging the electricity to a woman's privates via the shocker for an extra tingle.

Beth: "I was psyched for the shocker last night, but Joe really blew me away with the static shocker.
Cindy: "Static shock! Whoop whoop!"

by Papa Tiempo September 5, 2009

Static Jimbo

A sexual act in which solid frozen feces are inserted into a oriphus (vagina, anus, or mouth).

Max: "Oh man I Static Jimboed my girl last night and she loved that shit!"

Jamie: "Whats a static jimbo?"

Max "Thats when you freeze your shit solid and then bang a chick with it."

Jamie "Oh nice."

by Grubbielove January 8, 2010

Statistically 9 out of 10 people

Enjoy Gang Rape

Statistically 9 out of 10 people lie

by PhoenixGamer34 March 28, 2022

statist

A term used by pseudo-Libertarians that get all their information from blogs or Reddit posts.

It means someone who supports any sort of state government in any situation.

When I suggested we should have both the post office and Fed-Ex, he called me a statist.

by Downvoting Victim June 20, 2022

Static-X

gayest band of all time. the lead singers hair is the gayest shit i've ever seen.

wow static-x. just from the name i can tell they suck

by my balls your chin March 1, 2005

Statistic

A person with a disease

uhh... YOU!

by MagicDonJuan November 15, 2003