Stapleton

A particularly small chode

Eoghan: Well, how's it goin?

Tom: Get away from me with that Stapleton chode!

by PeetrMurfee May 6, 2014

stapler kid

Someone who reminds you of Milton from Office Space.
This person will most likely have little or no social skills. This person may also, if you are in school, argue with your teacher over something dumb or, if you are in the workforce, will be hated by everyone in the office.

1- "Is the guy reading a programing robotics book for fun?"
2 -"From the lookes of it yes."
1 -"God bless, he is such a stapler kid."

by the_calculus_kid October 25, 2010

startle drops

startle drops: (star-til-drops)
when someone gets startled and subsequently drops what they are holding

v - startle dropped, startle dropping,

I passed him quickly and he saw my dress and he got startled and dropped his beer. I feel bad for him but I'm not reponsible for his startle drops.

She got a case of the startle drops after an argument rattled her so the carpet really took a hit that night

by fancysoup March 29, 2011

Starpent

(adj)-being extremely stupid in all areas such as math, reading, writing, science, and social understandings.

(n)-Someone who's mind has been severely slowed to the point of possible retardation.

Jack Black is one of the most starpent people I know.

by Gabriel Goldstein October 7, 2011

scarple

to wank imaginarily. something to do when you are bored or see a hottie

1. Jimmy was bored he sat around and scarpled.
2. The hot girl walked by so we all scarpled.

by Gavin Jackson April 24, 2003

Arse Stapples

Stapples used to fix a persons arse after it has been damaged, normaly through ripping.

Dave “that shit was so big!”
Phil “do you think you’ll need arse stapples?”

by Housemate Gerbil November 22, 2011

Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.

My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.

by ButterMN January 8, 2008