Jaleel Stallings

A guy from Minnesota who unknowingly shot at Minneapolis police in 2020 because they shot rubber bullets from a rented van and didn't identify himself.

He was acquitted of ALL charges and paid $1.5 million by the City of Minneapolis, and the cop who kicked him pleaded guilty to a felony.

Jaleel Stallings started the Good Apple Initiative to aid officers who want to report misconduct but fear retaliation.

by MrKrabsIHaveAnIdea February 28, 2025

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stall grunts

Someone who grunts while they take a shit in a public stall even when there is someone in the stall next to them.

I had a hard time shitting at the fair while the dude in the stall next to me was letting out some loud stall grunts.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

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Stall Ninja

Someone sitting in the stall next to you whom you never hear until the toilet flushes, the sink goes off or just the bathroom door open and close.

Jim heard what I said about him in the bathroom; damn he must be a stall ninja!

by bigmanproductions September 3, 2013

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Stall Philosophy

words or messages scrawled on the inside of public restroom's stalls, usually with deep meaning or thought. An intellectual version of Stall art or graffiti.

A: "dude, i was sittin taking a dump, and i look up and see this sharpie thing talking about how 'through graffiti two random people communicate through space and time in an instant.' it was deep."

B: "you just got metaphorically hit with a nugget of stall philosophy, man."

by inkonthepaper January 27, 2011

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