Mexi-Stache

A full thick bushed mustache created my munching on a black fat bitches pussy.

Jimmy got a Mexi-stache last night from having a sweaty night with a negro.

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gunt-stache

The pubic hair of obese women that escapes routine grooming, shaving, trimming or waxing because it is hidden by her gunt.

I was gonna bang Johnny's sister, but I heard she has a gunt-stache!!

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A mustache you gain from the foamy goodness of a guinness beer, or Something a guinea pig might have

Look at that guys guine stache, he must love that beer!

Look at that cute guinea pig his stache makes him look so much cooler!

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the month in which one group of bro's has a competition to see who can grow the douchiest mustache.

dude have you seen seth's mustache?
yea, he looks like a total douche!!!
your right, he is gonna win this year's douche-stache december.

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A skirt so short that you can see a woman doesn't wax her pubic

That hooch with the short skirt has a skirt stache

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(n) A flesh colored or blond mustache. A favorite style for rednecks

Did you see Johnny's sweet flesh-stache, he's definantly gonna score with his cousin tonight

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Name for the imprint of wine staining one's lips after multiple glasses of red.

"Kerin, is that a wine stache? Have fun last night?"

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