by Hi i'm Ted December 24, 2008
Originally made famous by a man named Jason, the Kool Aid Stache is when a person's lips become so chapped that they turn red and dry, while still growing a mustache over the top, giving it a redish tint.
by J.Stache for President March 26, 2007
a flimsy moustache often seen on teenagers who cannot grow a real moustache, but attempt to anyway. seen in abundance during no shave november in middle schools.
looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite
looks like a much thinner version of the moustache sported by pedro sanchez in napoleon dynamite
Example #1
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.
Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends
( ignorant middle schooler) dude are you gonna do no shave november? all of the upperclassmen are
(realistic middle schooler) don't be stupid we both know that the best we can do is a pedro sanchez stache.
Example #2
middle schooler 1: dude i didnt shave almost the entire summer, check out my bad-ass moustache!
middle schooler 2: you look like the biggest idiot i've ever seen. go shave off that pedro sanchez stache right now before you lose every one of your friends
by LeTacoGrande November 29, 2009
When a girl presents her face for you to nut on and you get her upper lip and spread it into the shape of a milk mustache with your penis
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