scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.

Tom you're a scrotum squeegee

by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021

Mr Squeegee

Badboyhalo’s pet salmon. Please do not let Wilbur Soot near Mr Squeegee

BBH: “Hey Wilbur! This is Mr Squeegee!”
Wilbur: “Damn…” *lipbites*

by Krityon June 11, 2021

manturtle mc squee

When a human strongly believes that they are a turtle. (usually found on the streets in big cities)

"Oh pity, there's another manturtle mc squee"

by Qmlhunter January 14, 2021

squeedle

the motion a dog or cat makes while dragging their ass across the floor (usually carpet) in an attempt to remove any dingleberries or residual poop

The dog squeedled in the living room and it smelled so bad I had to clean the carpet.

by tinselmuffin October 7, 2011

Squeeb

noun. Male ejaculate.
adj. Containing the male ejaculate.

n. Roomate is discussing a friend's sex life:

"That's alot of squeeb, dude."

adj. As a father is gathering son's clothes for the wash:

"Woah, Dad...that's my squeeb sock!"

by girvin June 23, 2009

Sausalito Squeegee

Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.

No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.

by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009

squee

1. To squeal until you lose continence.
2. A combination of the words "squeal" and "pee".

OMG! PoA is on DVD. SQUEEE!!! Um, pardon me, I need to go change my knickers.

by qwertytigger November 27, 2004