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Squaring a Supermarket

When math geeks are lured to visiting a supermarket or supermart that sells most things that look like a square or a cube: cheese slices, origami paper, Rubik’s cube, cream crackers, CD-ROM covers, condoms, and the like.
What are the chances that the opening of more “Everything’s a Square” outlets statewide or nationwide would attract both regular and curious customers to squaring a supermarket as they look for new square novelties or collectibles?
by Numerati October 11, 2024
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squaming

to be a total and utter menace to society at large
"he is squaming all over the place, spitting on my food and fucking my wife!"
by cursed.siren April 24, 2024
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Shutting cracker

Another name for a fortune cookie. I created myself on accident as a child and only just figured out isn’t a real term so I made it one.
“What’d you get in your shutting cracker?”
You mean fortune cookie?”
by Neontheboy December 10, 2024
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squaring your shelves

A strong solid life that a person that only needs to refine the details of. Relating to someone who pretty well has their life in order.

A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
You grew up in the rural country side of Manitoba where you had plenty of time and open space for squaring your shelves.

We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.
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squaring your shelves

A strong solid life that a person that only needs to refine the details of. Relating to someone who pretty well has their life in order.

A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
You grew up in the rural country side of Manitoba where you had plenty of time and open space for squaring your shelves.

We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.
by Toxicnukem (Youtube, Twitch) February 4, 2025
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Squatching

When 4 guys walk into a walk in shower , Buck naked, with one bar of dr squatch, each man takes a turn scrubbing eachother down, and if you drop the soap you must pick it back up with your ass or you get it in the ass.
Hey Tomland, did you and the guys go squatching?

Tomland: yes and it hurts.
by SCOTT$$ March 8, 2025
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Spratting

When two semi-straight males make aggressive eye contact while jerking each other off. There also must be a third party pissing on their feet for no apparent reason. The first one to cum must be called "gay" in order for the second and third party to not actually be gay.
Bruh, did you see Brandon and Eli spratting each other last night by the bon fire?
by KY Daddy April 9, 2025
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