Pop a squat

When you're camping and you need to pee but there isnt any actual toilets so you must squat in the woods.

Katie: OMG i have to pee soooo bad but i dont know if i should go in the lake or the bushes

Jess and Kellie (singing to the tune of row row row your boat): Katie has to pee, but cant make up her mind! she had better pop a squat, or we'll leave her behind!

by Troop 129 September 4, 2005

tennessee squat

The process of defecating (and urinating, for the ladies) where one must hover over the toilet seat because the seat itself is too foul to actually sit on (or even to use a toilet paper barrier).

Joe's so worried about germs that whenever he takes a dump in the airport, he does the ole Tennessee Squat.

by johnfro May 30, 2006

squat talk

Taking a shit and talking on your cell phone at the same time.

Jim: What's up?

Dan: Not much, just doing a little squat talk at the moment.

Jim: No way!!!

by It was a wrong number January 13, 2009

cabana squat

When you have a powerful urge to take a crap and can't find toilet paper you squat and concentrate your nine chakra points on pushing it out. The air flowing out of your body cleans everything up.

I'm dying to take a crap, and there's no toilet paper... I'll have to cabana squat!

by Metlx May 24, 2005

Squatch'd

Squatch'd /skwŏchd/–verb 1. deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
2. a particular instance of such deceit or trickery: to squatch, rip off, fraudulent

We were booked to play a charity concert at the Indy bar. But we were Squatch'd by the promoter.

by Eddie Hitler March 3, 2008

Squat a brat

The act of taking a shite after eating a brat. The ratio of eating brats to squatting brats is a 1 to 1 ratio.

First you eat a brat, then you squat a brat! I ate 2 brats, so now I must go squat 2 brats.

by MrBratSquatter July 16, 2019

bottle squat

A bottle squat is when a female squats down over a beer bottle and takes as much of the neck of the bottle into her vagina as she wants, and attempts to pick it up using only her vaginal muscles.

In order to get into the sorority, Kerri had to perform the dreaded bottle squat in the middle of the party.

by Almohada July 1, 2008