A woman you are not compatible with. (Because you have a round penis.)
A play on the round peg/square hole analogy.
A play on the round peg/square hole analogy.
by fuzzybunyy_1 November 9, 2007
Get the square vagina mug.Verb, used in the context of cleaning. To tell someone to square up this joint means you're telling them to clean said place. Joint referring to the room/house you're standing in.
Dad: Your mom wants you to square up this joint, yo.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.
Son: She wants me to clean my room?
Dad: Word.
Son: Okay.
Dad: Represent.
by Dewger October 15, 2010
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When some jack-off isn't content with his/her own square on the sofa/couch and like some armchair Hitler tries to move in to your square as well.
(Everyone is allocated one square and no more)
(Everyone is allocated one square and no more)
(Brian is plotting a Square Invasion)
Mark: Here! Get your feet out of my square you square invader!!
Brian: C'mon your not even using all of it and I want to put my feet up, you curly-headed f*ck
Mark: Here! Get your feet out of my square you square invader!!
Brian: C'mon your not even using all of it and I want to put my feet up, you curly-headed f*ck
by R. R. Toilet Gee June 27, 2010
Get the Square Invasion mug.This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.
When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........
It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.
When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........
It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.
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John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............
Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)
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Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!
Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............
Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)
eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!
Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!
by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012
Get the Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin) mug.When you messed up big time with a friend and now you are back from where y’all started. You gotta start the WHOLE friendship over
by Mamadukes7702 November 3, 2018
Get the Square one mug.Square Love is defined as "Love between a square guy and a square girl""... such as: the type to marry, have kids with, to be exclusive to eachother. Non Square Love is a Pimps Love: The kind where sharing his woman with others in exchange for money, without any negative consequences, is a clear example of non-square love.
A clear example of Square Love is The Brady Bunch. A clear example of non-square love is: a Pimp and his hoes.
by BZBEEZ June 1, 2009
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