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squanking disease

A progressive disease caused by squanking that causes symptoms such as gynecomastia, micropenis, and dementia. The only known cure is castration of the patient and their mother.
Dr. Geniuzz: Foo! You caught the squanking disease! I guess you have to get castrated now... Lemme get my rusty scalpel.

Jose: Awesome! I must have caught it from painting naked guys all day.
by AD the Awesome April 14, 2007
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stall squating

there once was a lonly kid who has noone to love him so he decided to go into the school bathroom and decided to do alittle stall squating.
by snivert April 12, 2007
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Butt stuffing

Where you get a person and stuff toilet paper thill you can't manage to get any more in. It is a form of torture and/or execution.

You want to shit bad but can't because your intestines are packed with toilet paper.only an operation can get it out and save there life. one of the cruelist things one person can do to another.
by Deep blue 2012 December 17, 2009
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squaring up

What happens to your TV when the digital signal breaks up. The modern day version of static.
The new TV kept squaring up during the season finale of BSG, which would never have happened in the analog days of yore.
by rorybean June 17, 2010
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Toledo Mud-Stuffing

The act of taking a big stinky shit on a girls vagina and proceeding to stick your penis into her shitty clam.
Hey Steve will you be attending the Toledo Mud-Stuffing Championships this weekend?
by AssGravy December 26, 2006
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Stuffing the Turkey

hey where were u last nite
o i was stuffin the turkey with taht fineee girl
by Treyvon October 26, 2003
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Cock-Stuffing

When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.
a: yo

b: yea, hi

a: doing anything interesting?

b: no, move along please

a: so what you got there sport?

b: nothing, I told you. Please go away

a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing

B: FUCK OFF!

a: I will, but I wanna know.

B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!


a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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