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Splunk

When the babies head usually of female gender gets dunked "splunk" in a Portopotty during child birth, containing more than 90% fecal matter, depending on which literature which has
Originated from the Bible, Tyrone Jr 9:11
Shit cuz momma boutta buss you feel me make sure to splunk' lil tiff in pasture.
by Kpdrizzle June 1, 2023
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spelunkygd

hey have you heard of spelunkygd? oh yea hes that one level request streamer with the horrible chat
by ObeyMiniNinja August 24, 2023
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Spelunking

Or/to; Spelunk, To put both the penis and the balls in ones mouth; particularly when the penis is hard and inserted into the throat.
"Hey Jenna, Brad took me spelunking this weekend :P"

"I would totally spelunk him/her"

"If its not too big, I'm gonna spelunk it :3"
by El Stinky Pinky July 11, 2024
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Spelunker M.D.

Nickname for a gastroenterologist, or other medical professional that assists with medical care for the anal patient.
I had my colonoscopy done when I turned 45, and Spelunker M.D. was on point with the experience.
by Eddie Shell July 30, 2024
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Spelunkadunking

Spelunkadunking is where during anal sex, the female or little spoon gay male has their asshole stretched in which the more dominant individual will place their head into the anal cavity.
Yo my girl let me go Spelunkadunking last night.
by ur____mom April 15, 2024
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Splunkerflunker

This is what you call the old ancient work tool of ancient ancestors. See, back in the day, the workers in the fields would work, and when they didn’t do a good job, the worker owners would beat them. So to avoid getting beated, the workers made the Splunkerflunker 9000 (or the McSplunky) which would harvest the crops more faster. (Trust me guys, this actually happened, google told me so, don’t ban me please 😭)
Yo grandpa, what was it like back in the day?
Nun much, jus made the Splunkerflunker with my homies.
Wowsers! That’s rad gramps!
This is why grandma died!
by Dr. Johnny April 17, 2024
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Splunking

Splunking is ejaculating at a constant flow for a prolonged period of time;
Did you see that Eric was splunking in his car outside of your house today?
by Dkiafb24 June 7, 2024
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