up the spud

Pregnant. Impregnated.

From spud as slang for testicle and spud as slang for baby and spudded as slang for deep penetrative sex, probably unprotected.

Welp. I'm up the spud for sure. Due in August.

by squirlitous rex December 12, 2023

spud whacker

A person who likes to get one off over a king Edward or a Maris piper.

John became a seasoned spud whacker after finding he became aroused by a simple rot vegetable.
John loved mashing because he was a spud whacker

by Hampton1982 January 16, 2016

Dirty Spud

A World LEader

Dirty Spud Released Million Litres Of Semen

by SpudsTheEniglishMan August 04, 2021

Airing spuds

Airing a spud is a sinful and wrong, it consists of the action of IGNORING a fist bump

Patrick: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Dennis: * sees this but purposefully ignores*
Patrick: DENNIS COME ON MAN WHAT THE HELL YOU CANT BE AIRING SPUDS LIKE THIS

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Spudded

1.To be swindled by a cheapskate
2. That friend that orders food and never has money to pay.
3. To be victimized by someone who is selfish, self centered and ignorant to their friends.

I can't believe I got spudded, I'll never talk to that crumb again.

by Big daddy 215 September 26, 2017

Flare the Spud

When you bro fist someone and waggle you’re fingers when you pull away

Sup g flare the spud

by Soggyg September 17, 2020

Spud Buds

Spud Buds Is A Series Made by markelllc Its In the works its said to set premiere October 23-December 4

Hey did you hear the release of Spud Buds Is Coming Two Weeks Later?

by Maker of Spud Buds September 01, 2021