Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.

Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.

by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021

Sloring

Chilling and not doing anything just cause you can

All he did during the break was sloring

by Cal calore January 18, 2022

splatting

that feeling when you're falling so hard for someone that you aren't falling anymore. you're just SPLAT. on the ground.

oh no i'm splatting for someone

by oh no im splatting March 27, 2022

Sploing Boing

Aw hell naw

Guy: stop beating my child with a lead pipe
Other guy: No
Guy: Sploing Boing

by Erm... Vengence April 8, 2022

Shnorting

The act of snorting something that should not be (food, pencil led, wood…)

Tyler: woah, Kyle is shnorting crushed up takis

by anonymous October 19, 2022

SLORPINGLORPIN

when they sucking the dick and its sloppy that shit slorpinglorpin

that hoe was on my dick slorpinglorpin

by c6pn November 5, 2022

Sploinging

The act of giving someone head.

Peter: I personally I think my sploinging is pretty good.
Thom: Nah, my sploinging is emaculate.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022