splenda

An adjective describing something that is so freakin sweet it can only be described as "sweeter than sweet".

Pedro, that jump was splenda.

by TeeI October 23, 2005

Splenda Mama

Similar to a sugar mama but very, very old.

“Hey, did you hear Gaby’s grandma got him the new PS5?”
“That’s not his grandma dude, that’s his Splenda Mama hooking him up. His dick is gonna smell of ben-gay for ages after that.”

by OGBB March 25, 2021

Spleed

the point at which a wound, instead of drizzling blood, shoots blood to or further then 10 feet

This man is spleeding!

by SParxter September 24, 2008

splendeferous

see splendiferous for medical condition associated with fashion models, drag queens, fashion industry tennants and other who aspire to manipulate their body type as a part of going to great lengths to achieve and maintain up-tempo lifestyles by means of exteme dieting and slender appearance. splenda + ferrous

The gala event was certainly splendeferous with its host of celebrities and fifth avenue elite.

by thee radical eclectic September 9, 2006

Splendo

magnificent; very impressive When you don't want to say splendid you can say Splendo.

Also can mean excellent or very good

Rishil: Hey, I got you them sweets you wanted
Emily: Splendo!

by R15HIL June 25, 2014

Splerdic

The Mood of trying to make yourself useful in some way as your brain randomly dissociates and you stare into the void pondering life for a few moments.

I just can't get anything done today. idk, man. Just feeling a bit splerdic today.

by WordSmithDon May 22, 2021

splerdic

The Mood of trying to make yourself useful while your brain keeps disassociating and you stare into the void and ponder the meaning of it all.

I can't seem to get much done today, Just feeling real splerdic.

by WordSmithDon May 22, 2021