skunkmuffin

a rotten box, smelly vag, etc.

Gary: "Why the hell arent you smiling today Mohammad, I seen that fine lookin peice of tail you went home with last night dude?"
Mohammad: "Fuck Gary I'll tell ya why! Skunkmuffin Gary that's why, You fuckin happy now Gary? You SOB that was your wife and You knew what I was in for, thanks a lot Gary ya Motherfucker!"
Gary: "WHAT, who the fuck was it?"
Mohammad: "Fuck You Gary"

by Vendetta Fist November 1, 2017

spunk burger

An artisan style burger prepared for a significant other or stranger. This course is typically served in spite, with a special semen sauce.

"Damn it Donald, I just took a bite of that rotten spunk burger and I almost choked"

"One spunk burger for the fat rude lady at table 7, Mr. Rowe"

"Paul can't get enough of that special spunk burger after our lunch hot yoga session"

by Donald A. February 11, 2019

Skunk Chug

The skunk chug is a three person job where the “skunk” gets naked on their hands and knees then someone else pours a beer down their back. The person doing the skunk chug drinks the beer from their ass crack.

Yo, Sven! Do a skunk chug you fat fuck.

by Owen Funky October 26, 2019

Spunkage

When you cum all over her tits and part of her face. A cross between a titty fuck and a facial with the biggest load you ever blew.

I rained my spunkage all over that girl like glitter on a stripper.

by darrellyzer January 20, 2020

skunk team leader

The skunk team leader is the head of the Skunk Team, which is a group of people who can't, or didn't catch a fish.

Did you hear? there's a new skunk team leader outta New York! He got skunked again!

by Riggitybop March 1, 2021

Twisted Skunk

A jumped up punky little fellow with plenty of attitude. Saying this TS would claim to be one of the timid and friendly kind with enough love to spread on everyones bread.

“I poke badgers with spoons”

www. twisted skunk .com

by somedamnpunk March 3, 2011

monkey spunk bucket

A person or persons whom eat their own seaman/spunk/cum

Guy1- dude I ate my own cum
Guy2- omg your such a monkey spunk bucket

by Words make us feel January 8, 2014