how to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt,

tiddie in my hand,
kiss ya neck,

Hell yea.

Bill: Hey man my girlfriend wants to spoon but i dont know how!
Me: How to Spoon: Dick hard on the butt, tiddie in my hand, kiss ya neck, hell yea.
Bill: thanks man

by owo_owo_owo November 8, 2019

spoon hour

Spoon hour is a time when sleep deprivation is so severe that anything is hilarious, including the mention of the word "spoon".

Jack: "your cheeks would be better... flappy."
Max: "Like that piece of apple that you almost bite off that has a flap of skin attaching it to the apple like a door."
Sj: "I think the real problem is the lack of cheek flap."
Jack: "Oh god... spoon hour."

by Med Revuers for Spoon Hour July 13, 2010

Egg & Spoon

A Cockney Rhyming slang term used to describe a black person. Egg & Spoon rhymes with Coon.

Look at all the egg & spoons stood next to the dole office!

by Bozo September 21, 2003

spoon n' slip

When "spooning" with a woman, you "slip" your penis in her vagina. #DS

I pulled the "spoon n' slip" with my wife on the couch last night.
In an attempt to be inconspicuous, A man's go to move under a generously-sized sofa blanket should be ol' fashion "spoon n' slip".

by SpntaneousCmbustion January 24, 2015

spoon switch

a person that can either be a big spoon or a small spoon at any given time while spooning

Are you a big spoon or a small spoon? Actually I'm a spoon switch.

by Your Mom Is My Hoe April 22, 2021

Mega Spoon

A huge dick of some sort.
or the ultimate spoon.

God bless, did you see the size of the kids mega spoon?

boy dont make me come over there and slap you with my mega spoon.

by BONIFIGLIO! February 10, 2009

The Spoon Reflection

when one looks at themselves in a spoon, and their reflection in the spoon looks exactly like another person.

"I looked in a spoon today and remarkably the reflection in of me in the spoon looked like a really weird looking friend of mine. I believe my friend has a case of 'The Spoon Reflection'!"

by OWJIEOWJE October 25, 2009