Splonkerdonk

Someone who really annoys you but there chill to get mad with them

Dom , seari and billy are splonkerdonks

by A1qpx October 21, 2025

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER

Cujo plays with woman and sponker dont.

so i was tellING My friend how CUJO IS BETTER THAN SPONKER.

by ZGM2 June 27, 2022

what is spoonks sexy

Spoonk is bi..wait no he's gay..wait no he's straight..wait no he's pan!..be the first to tell what spoonk from inkreaks sexy is!!

What IS spoonks sexy?

by Whatisspoonkssexy June 7, 2024