spiking

the act of putting alcohol in punch in a high school party,, beware of the punch. At high school parties drink anythong and eat anything as it will not be spikex,, excepot! the punch! fer the punch! the punch is bad and evil for w re do not like it. spiking is legal ecause i have given you this warning,, now if you frink punch you will know yt you shouldnt be.

Tara: yo bro im at a high school party
Lauren: woah me too!
tara: so,, don't drink the punch cause it will e spikes
Lauren: haha yeah, but everything could ber spiked not just the punch. DOn't drink anything that is opened. SPiking is very common now in our society.
Tara: nO! foolish mortal only the punch!!!!!
*solders table*

by 1800-rechikolateyourmom October 17, 2019

Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.

WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.

by Psyco6 March 6, 2012

Shaking the Coconut Tree

To relieve rage/tension, an individual may find a coconut tree and shake it to release the fruit. In cases where the climate does not allow for natural coconuts, the individual may choose to find the nearest fruit-bearing tree and shake that instead.

Loc became so mad after hearing the bad news that he broke into my yard and shook all the peaches off of my peach tree, the look of rage dissipated from his face as he finished "shaking the coconut tree"

by docdopp October 19, 2011

Spanking

Repeatedly smacking someone on the butt to cause pain, usually with a flat object
1)for discipline
2)for sexual purposes.

1) If you don't do your chores I will spank you.
2)I have been a naughty girl spank me harder. I need more spanking.

by Baby panda3333 October 8, 2017

Soaking it

to place one's penis in a woman's vagina in an effort to curb your sexual desires

Dick has been soaking it in Jane for quite awhile now.

by Geophree Godnam July 24, 2008

snaking

A technique used in various Nintendo racing games, namely F-Zero GX, Mario Kart: Double Dash!!, and Mario Kart DS. The technique consists of the player performing a drift-boost several times across a flat stroke of the racetrack (whereas you would usually drive in a straight line at a constant speed,) in order to get multiple speed boosts, thus going faster. The technique is relatively difficult to pull off, especially without banging into the sides off the track or running off the road onto grass/sand, etc. The technique is frowned upon by those who cannot perform it, because of it's overuse in online races. The name "Snaking" comes from the movement of a racer sliding back and forth across the track, which looks somewhat like the way a snake slithers.

Jon: I just got my ass handed to me by a f'in snaker all over Mario Circuit!
Bac: Man, I hate those snaking bastards.

by Rogultgot December 18, 2005

monkey spanking

masturbating

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video

by AntUK January 23, 2003