son of a wizard

A phrase expressing unhappiness due to an inopportune situation.

Son of a wizard, my pants fell off.

by Capt Awol January 16, 2008

Raoul's son

a way to describe a skinny legend who did nothing. they're just legendary on their own. a common way to become Raoul's son is to be someone's inside joke without actually doing anything. people worship you for no reason.

person 1: i love zackary lanton. tbh he's just raoul's son.

person 2: god ikr he didn't even do anything and he's a skinny legend

by Zackary_Lanton_is_God July 21, 2019

Son of Brett

Most commonly known as a "Blender Fucker", some one who has the obsession with having sexual intercourse with a blender, and still trying to figure out why his penis is only 2 inches long.

Look at the Son of Brett. What a cunt.

by 8==============D October 9, 2008

Ha?son

slang for "what"? Or hearing impairment.

Two fishermen are sitting next to each other. One looks at the other and says "I caught a 15 poundah day". The other fisherman looks at him and says "ha?son"

by mainercapp20 December 22, 2008

Son of a bitch

Term for a man but can be said to a woman too

Daughter: Smack cam

Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that

by Pimpjuice 1234 August 18, 2019

Son of a bitch

Term for a man but can be said to a woman too

Daughter: smack cam
Mother: bitch I hope the fuck you do you'll be a dead son of a bitch I'll tell you that

by Pimpjuice 1234 August 18, 2019

Capri-son

When you have sex with a pregnant woman and break her water, so you whip out a metal straw (to save the turtles) and pop it into her pussy like a caprisun, and drink her water, accidentally aborting the baby by sucking it out.

“Did you hear Jennifer lost her baby?”
“Yeah, I heard she got a capri-son!”

by UnacceptableRabbit August 1, 2021