Sober Shoppers

Predatory practices within sobriety networks that prey upon those with Substance Abuse Disorder that dont also suffer from an addictive drug problem.

Sober Shoppers are those without true will of a guiding force; God or higher power.

Sober Shoppers by wh0re_iffic February 19, 2026

Sober blink

When you’re some sort of intoxicated (from drinking, smoking, etc.) and laughing harder than you should at something but then you blink and all of a sudden you’re super sober and conscious and it lowkey feels like you time traveled

*two friends laughing at something incredibly stupid and unfunny after smoking a blunt*
*laughter dies down and becomes silent*

*moments pass*

Person 1: “brooo… I totally just sober blinked”

Sober blink by OogaOnMyBooga March 14, 2026

boy sober 

not talking to a boy,talking about boys, or dating a boy

Ella Kate: Did you talk to Derick about yalls relationship?
Isabella: no, I told him I was boy sober.

boy sober by aly$$a_ November 2, 2017

Colorado sober 

When someone has not consumed alcohol or narcotics, but has consumed cannabis (as cannabis is legal in the state of Colorado).

I had a great time at the concert last night, no hangover because I was Colorado sober.

Colorado sober by L S 1983 October 11, 2016

hollywood sober

Claiming to be " sober " although you still drink and smoke herb ! You basically just don't use city drugs such as coke , heroin , xtc, Meth ect....

"Hey, you see Matt last night he was stumbling all over , I thought he was sober ?"

" oh, he's " Hollywood sober" he still drinks he just quit coke and pills !

hollywood sober by wolves den July 30, 2017

staying sober- so you dont have to!

Nice term to describe anyone designated or willing to stay sober at events involving alcoholic consumption. Basically, a nice way of saying, "don't worry my friend, I'm staying sober- so you don't have to! Which means I'll be there at the end of the evening to question that 'date' you picked up, drive you home, and provide adequate support for you're drunken heap of a body... well go on then, get drinking!"

Joseph: Hey, you having a drink?
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!

staying sober- so you dont have to! by Firelovesugar January 11, 2009

California Sober

A form of Harm Reduction that utilizes only Marijuana and Plant Based Medicines. Hard Drugs, and Alcohol are excluded under California Sobriety. The California Sober community find success through Harm Reduction, Moderation, and Micro-Dosing.

Want to do some blow?

No thank you. I quit last year. I only smoke weed now in moderation. This is a form of harm reduction called Cali Sober or California Sober.

California Sober by Soberisdope April 1, 2021