Spawkly Hoses

A joke referring to "sparkley horses" said to make fun of Shakespearian English and the phrase "mo horses" in MacBeth.

Dan: "Mo horses!"
Irene: "They're spawkly hoses!"

by CascadaFTW September 14, 2010

Swawkward

Super awkward. So awkward. Incredibly embarrassing or uncomfortable. Strangely creepy.

It was swawkward when my dad started dating my best friend. Especially because he's a guy.

by Swawkward Guy May 28, 2017

soak hole

When a couple is snuggling and "soaking" each other up, the male partner grows tired of waiting for the other partner to initiate intercourse so he inserts his erect penis into his partners "soak hole".

Scott grew tired of just snuggling with Felicia, so he slid her panties down and gave her "soak hole" a good plunging.

by wetmonkey January 21, 2018

Soaked

Adj.
Describes someone bombarded with an excessive amount of something.

Ex. 1: Ali went to another concert last night and posted every moment on her story... I'm soaked!

Ex. 2: Yo, Bryce is hella soaked from that video. It already has a million views!

Ex. 3: I can't hang out tonight. I'm soaked with homework.

by Jelly-B October 13, 2019

SUPER SOAKING

While attempting to "soak" a man strokes the base of his penis because it is too large to fit inside a woman's vagina.

Amy's father walked in on Jerome Super Soaking his wife. Soaking

by FUNKKRUNK January 1, 2015

soaky

to be aroused; turned on
feminine word for "horny"
Origin: Michigan State University

soaky horny aroused wet girls females

by MSUbabe September 19, 2013

sawks

Socks, just rockstar-er

Rockstar: Did you see my socks?
Normal layman: Yeah, they're not just socks. They're sawks.

by Genevie Poux July 30, 2010