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Soak

A popular Mormon practice of gaming the religious system to maintain one's virginity pre-marriage where the male partner either enters the females love tunnel and both parties remain perfectly still until completion or a third party can get involved and kick the shit out of the bed for a few hours until their homie busts a fat one for the lord.
Yo i helped my boy Bartholomew soak with his girl last night, shit was tight.
by mason is a cunt April 30, 2022
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Cream soaked

When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.
“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”
by Abo965 May 31, 2025
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Soak-cial

A term for a social gathering held at The Soak, typically involves curry, cobras and Cool Runnings.
Me: "Hey! Did you hear about the Soak-cial happening tomorrow night?"
Friend: "Oh yeah it sounds phenomenal."
Me: "Yeah, definitely a good time"
by NevermadetheGuild January 7, 2024
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Soak a Deer

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.
Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!
by Farqunglu March 20, 2017
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lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.
You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.
by ominousluminous September 14, 2023
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