Illinois slurpee

When someone cum’s in someone’s ass and slurps it up with a slurpee straw

Dude I just gave this bitch an Illinois slurpee

by Lil cum guzzler April 25, 2024

Lil Slurpee

The definition of a bad rapper. If I took something out of my anus and showed it to you. It would be lil Slurpee. Look up his songs. Benz, True Facts, NMD. True facts talks about assault. “You better watch yourself before you get the belt.” Do you like that type of rapper. I mean, he can’t even get a girl? Ella, Emma, you name it, he’s gotten rejected by them. Oh and he dated Hristiyana and liked Nia Klepp! To pissy to ask her out though

Her: Hey did you here about the new rap song?
Him: Yeah it’s awful, just like Lil Slurpee.

by Theneighbortothrleft December 14, 2018

Slurpee

China, or better known Wang Yao's real and official wife. She is China's only wife an only love.

China loves his filipina wife Slurpee.

"Yao.. I feel sad today.."

"Aiyah! Don't be sad aru! You can cuddle me until you feel betta!"

In definition, China and Slurpee are in love.

by Chinaslittlefilipina July 6, 2025

Slurpee chief

He is perfect he is formally known as slurpee chief but his real name is Cameron Mitchell

The slurpee chief is legally obligated to fill up his slurpee first

by Slurpee god July 2, 2020

Takiton Slurpee

When your having sex with a latex asian sex doll you just bought on sale from Amazon and you get a comment from Takiton on steam.
You cum in her mouth and punch her in the throat.

Takiton Slurpee.

Hey Brad, I was licking your mommas taint but then gave her a Takiton Slurpee.

by jøkull March 13, 2023

Burpee Slurpee

when you burp and it all starts coming out, and you just gotta suck it down and swallow.

jimmy 1: "dude, i got the *hiccup* hiccups"
jimmy 2: "don't make a fool of us again"
jimmy 1: *hiccup*

*burp*

a mixture of saliva and tequila cover his bottom lip.
jimmy 2: burpee slurpee that shit, the bartender is looking at you.

by kylesmokes December 26, 2020

Slurpee

Nickname given to the greatest headcoach this world will ever see the goddamn goat himself

Slurpee is such a fuckin goat

by Slurpee’sdad September 25, 2019