I would have been here earlier, but the slow-tard in front of me insisted on driving 15 mph the whole way.
by josh20mn March 9, 2011
Get the slow-tardmug. by grena February 22, 2010
Get the slow-wittedmug. A term for blow-drying one's hair used to express impatience by the person (typically a male) waiting for the blow-drying to be completed.
Male #1: "Dude, it's time to go. What are you waiting for?"
Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."
Male #2: "We can't leave yet. Maribelle's still in the bathroom slow-drying her hair."
by Anna LeStache February 3, 2010
Get the slow-dryingmug. Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.
by Dr. Badwrench May 3, 2008
Get the slow elkmug. a form of spoken word poetry in which social and/or political commentary is performed to the accompaniment of slow tempo or moderately tempo instrumental music.
1. President Obama was so cool when he slowed jammed the news on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.
2. I liked the jazz music that the band played during that slow jam the news segment.
2. I liked the jazz music that the band played during that slow jam the news segment.
by azizip17 September 30, 2012
Get the slow jammug. by Jerry's_Kids June 21, 2004
Get the slow clapmug. Andy has been dating Adi for at least 3 years, but they are not engaged. He must be slow playing her.
by T Ferguson March 9, 2007
Get the slow playmug.