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sleep on

A imprint found on skin from your pajamas or underwear.
I woke up with a lot of sleep ons from the night before.
by JohnnyD_Urbanite January 20, 2017
mugGet the sleep onmug.

Sleeps

A cute way of counting down to something you are looking forward to.
5 Sleeps until my birthday. Meaning that there are 5 days until your birthday ( Taking into account the fact that most people sleep every night).
by ellemacfearsome January 20, 2009
mugGet the Sleepsmug.

sleeps

A standardized unit of time.
Nocturnal equivalent to days.
only (number) more sleeps until (event)
by Alphanumeric October 25, 2013
mugGet the sleepsmug.

Sleep

Something people who haven't got any thing better to do during the day than making homework have time for.
Johnny: C ya, Im going to sleep..

Danny: Dude f*ck you! I gotta stay up and do my homework --'

Johnny: Haha, I did it this afternoon :P

Danny: douchebag!
by R0ede October 27, 2010
mugGet the Sleepmug.

Sleeping

What should be doing right now.
Iam "Ngghhuuh..."

Hym "Why aren't you sleeping?"

Iam "The same reason I'm not doing a lot of things!"

Hym "Oho! Somebody's cranky! Hahahaha!"

Iam 😩 *sigh* "I'm sorry... I just can't. Alright? Leave me alone..."

Hym "Okie dokie. Try not to think about our slow and steady descent into madness."

Iam "That isn't helping!"

Hym "It..."

Iam "I KNOW! IT ISN'T INTENDED TO!"

Hym "Hahahahaha!"

Iam 😩 "You know, the worse part is having to do things tomorrow, you know? It wouldn't matter that I can sleep if I didn't have to do anything after I woke up."

Hym "I hate doing things... That's probably why you can't keep a job."

Iam "Yeah, well, that's a whole nother topic entirely... I need sleeeeeeepah! 😩"

Hym "I need... 🤔 The blood of my vanquished enemies. 😌"

Iam 😣 "Shit... The sun is coming up..."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
mugGet the Sleepingmug.

Sleep

Something i dont get bc i watch YouTube all night
1: "Sleep good last night?"

(Looks like they just slept on a rock)

2: "Sure...."
by Hoi_im_temmie123 June 18, 2020
mugGet the Sleepmug.

sleep on it

when someone says something really stupid or obvious that ruins a good joke, everyone but the person who killed the joke goes to sleep. this makes the person who made the killing comment realize that they are an idiot and that they should leave the country.
(someone just got teabagged in march madness '06, this happens when someone tries to defend a dunk under the basket)

kid 1 - hahahaha march madness 06 is so funny cuz on half of the dunks, someone gets balls in their face

kid 2 - hahahahahaha yeah i know! like half the defenders get teabagged when they try to play defense on a dunk!

kid 3 - sleep on it

kid 2 - ok i'm leaving
by c0tt0n3y3jo3 July 20, 2008
mugGet the sleep on itmug.

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