skeetiful

A woman with a face beautiful enough to skeet all over.

Damn that bitch from that party was skeetiful.

by Assassi'Nate April 4, 2005

skeetfag

(n.) A flaming queer with an alarmingly hearty appetite for semen. Originally used by ancient Greeks dating as far back as 478 BC.

Why didn't you tell me about about John?! I knew he was gay, but I didn't know he was a skeetfag - he nearly ripped my cock off.

Jason's totally wearing a v-neck, what a skeetfag.

by DannyDEC August 4, 2007

Skeetio

An abbreviated version of the words "Skeety Ho". Means a person, female, who is both a skeet and a ho. General characteristics include skimpy clothing and a whoreish as well as skeety nature. May be seen smoking, drinking, doing drugs, holding up the walls of run down convience stores, giving blow jobs, ect.

Also, the type of cereal a skeet would eat if skeets ate cereal.

Bill : Man, did you see those chicks over there smoking it up with their pimps? Their skirts were so short I wasn't sure if they had anything on! They're total fuckin skeetios.

John : Fuck ya man, it's awesome.

Bill : Damn straight.

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Skeet : Shit, I'm hungry. I'ma get me some skeetios. *om nom nom nom* Yumm.

by WhyHelloThere. May 24, 2009

skeet sheet

Any type of cloth or napkin used to ejaculate into in order to avoid doing so on the floor or other surface.

I wanna go rub one out, but I can't find my skeet sheet.
I always bust a nut in my skeet sheet so that my old lady won't know I was whackin' it.

by M0n$t3r June 11, 2014

Skeet Skunteet

When you cum or ejaculate and it fly's sideways

Cheznie was getting railed by the dog when the dog skeet skunteeted.

by night Cricket December 1, 2020

sheet skeet

The art of ejaculating in an unsuspecting target's bed sheets.

1.Andrew dissed you yesterday, go in his room and leave him a sheet skeet.

2. I wasn't wearing a Jimmy so i had to sheet skeet.

by Browniebaby October 25, 2006

Chicken Skeet

Some sort of nasty fluid -- anything gross

"Whoa man! Thats some nasty chicken skeet!" Walking on side walk -- "Dont walk on that Chicken skeet coming up."

by AxZella June 19, 2008