skappointment

A appointment on skype or any other video chat service

John: Wait, you just got your medical marijuana card approved? I didn't even see you leave the office!
Karen: Yeah I just had a skappointment with the doctor. It's so convenient, you should try it.

by yesthisisbob October 19, 2016

Skypable

One who is available for sexting/ video call sex (skype sex).

Amanda is a very skypable person.

by Notyetmaybe May 20, 2018

Skype Suit

When you have a job interview on Skype but you can't be bothered to put trousers on and just do it from behind a table with a shirt and tie but naked from the waist down

"How was the interview yesterday?"
"Good thanks. It was by video-call so I just jumped out of bed and threw on a Skype Suit"

by Aliquail September 4, 2018

Skape

Skapping occurs when an employer deliberately sets a task that is not achievable in the payed time of the employee, therefore forcing the to spend his own time on the task for free.
1st hand skapping happens when the employer intentionally skapes in an attempt to gain free labour.
2nd hand skapping happens when the skapping is not intentional but occurs due to a miscalculation or seriously delusional expectations of what is possible.

Harry was skaped by his boss when he was told to finish the project that had previously been scheduled for 2 days next week by the end of the day.

by monkeyguy13 December 3, 2018

Skapintro

To skip the intro of the current show you are binging on Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc.

We ain't got no time for intros, every second counts!

Hurry, skapintro before it's too late; we ain't got time for that.

by inneralien May 28, 2019

Skype Daddy

Industry slang for a corporate AVP’s authoritarian alter-ego. A corporate autocrat.

Also sometimes referred to as, “Boblo Escobar”.

Skype Daddy sure did lay down the law when he found out that she wanted to save all of her annual surplus.

by Dr. Myron Jules Gordon August 3, 2019

skapping

When you skip and clap at the same time. With child like joy. Generally to drag yourself out of a bad mood.

I was feeling pretty low yesterday so just started skapping for a bit. Cheered me right up.

by MizzyD June 21, 2020