Alex Bars skateboard

Alex bars owns a skateboard

Alex bars skateboard

by Youngnarrowlikesbbc March 31, 2022

Skateboard

Another way to fuck somebody's pretty face up.

That dude thought he was a 5'5" Russell Crowe, a gladiator beating up anything that moved and conquering the town by hellfire, armed with a deadly skateboard to knock anyone that might get in his way off the map.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

skateboard

a dangerous plank of wood which is colourful to distract you from the terrible truth

oh look! it’s a skateboard it’s so colourful!!!
*crash*
*dies*

by skaterhater April 29, 2022

Walmart skateboard

The worst fucking skateboards ever.

Guy 1: I'm gonna buy a new Walmart skateboard.
Guy 2: kys

by Shizenkai November 13, 2016