by Janis Smith June 27, 2020

a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys
Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!
by spikeydildo February 10, 2017

SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia
by Hlinka Guard June 25, 2020

a Simp is a person usual an owner of a Five M Server, Usually has a God complex,
Named Nigel Peters or some Other Fucking terrible Name like that
Definitely has a small pee pee and parent don't love him so much he had to move country
Named Nigel Peters or some Other Fucking terrible Name like that
Definitely has a small pee pee and parent don't love him so much he had to move country
by Simplover1221 May 27, 2020

Simp: If I worship women and use personality as an coping mechanism and an argument to berate incels. I'll get hitched in no time!
by It's my fault I got cheated on May 18, 2020

Bob: buys girl a plane
Joe: why did u do that ur not even dating
bob: i know I was being nice
Joe: ur a simp
Joe: why did u do that ur not even dating
bob: i know I was being nice
Joe: ur a simp
by swallow a car August 3, 2020
