simp

a simple-minded poser, either to themselves or to the public, typically but not exclusively related to wannabe pimps/fuckboys

Bob casts a wide-net on social media platforms to obtain a steady crop of girls to hookup with, what a simp!

by spikeydildo February 11, 2017

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SIMP

SIMP stands for The Slovakian Independence Movement Party, because nobody needs Czechoslovakia, only Slovakia

Us Slovaks are real SIMPs alright. For God and Country we fight like SIMPs.

by Hlinka Guard June 26, 2020

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tom: i love belle delphine. im so obsessed with her
sam: stfu you simp

by Janis Smith June 27, 2020

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you

if you searched for this. you a simp. i don't make the rules.

by rae.the.gae May 07, 2021

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If incels were one extreme. The simps would be the other.

Simp: If I worship women and use personality as an coping mechanism and an argument to berate incels. I'll get hitched in no time!

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You are being way too nice to a girl for her to like you

Bob: buys girl a plane
Joe: why did u do that ur not even dating

bob: i know I was being nice

Joe: ur a simp

by swallow a car August 03, 2020

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When a guy puts his girl on his Instagram Story, but never the boys

Guys did you see Doubz's instagram story? What a simp.

by Goirish831 April 05, 2020

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