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Simeon

a young boy who knows nothing, when he thinks he knows everything, is very short & is the same in his pants. not very likely to hook up, because tends to be very nerdy and unsocial. has big dreams for music and youtube videos but unfortunately he will not succeed in that career. he has one best friend/boyfriend/neighbor. his life revolves around texting and doing his hair and the mall. his second best friend is also a nerdy one too (with glasses). Simeon's tend to be world's biggest jerks/backstabbers. not to mention manwhores who think they get some, but haven't quite yet. :)
girl: "heyyyy! nice to meet you!"

Simeon: smiles & *runs for the door* and yells TEXT ME LATER.
by youareamanwhore333 December 19, 2011
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simeon herpes

Symptoms of Simeon Herpes: outbreak of swollen, red bumps or plaques (wheals) on the skin that appear suddenly -- either as a result of the body's adverse reaction to stress, or for unknown reasons. Along with a firy temper.
Scratching in public spreads the itchy reaction.
See a doctor and a psychiatrist IMMEDIATELY!!
Anger management program recommended.
Soaking in a warm relaxing bath is not affective.
simeon herpes started in Langara. It is dry itych skin, with red patches from head to toe. Looks like bed bug bites or hives.
by Nurses of Langara College M.D. February 6, 2010
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Simieon

Guy with fat punging cock that tears anuses
Simieon inside of you
by Simieon October 18, 2016
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Simerpreet

He/She is usually a very well hearted person who loves to interact. Usually very attractive and is a kind hearted soul that loves and hates people.
Simerpreet is a great human, truly a great human.
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Siger Figer

Yo what's up my siger figer
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Siegeism

Siegeism is a religion based off siege (nazi outlooks) siegeist's deny the holocaust and think's Jews are the cause of great suffer, they also believe in a rebirth of jesus as a non-jew, as well as Siege, a great god, worshipped by siegeist's.
Hey look at that Siegeist over there!

That Siegeist supports Siegeism!
by Totenkopfverbande October 24, 2019
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Simeon

Muscular guy that loves working out. Is really cute, and really funny. He’s got a big cock. He has great music taste.
Who is that? You don’t know, that’s Simeon!
by kingprince0303 June 1, 2020
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