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Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."
by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007
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shrimping

shrimping is the position assumed during hangover.
It is derived from the characteristic fetal posture one likes to adopt when hung over, resembling a cocktail shrimp (Fenneropenaeus chinensis).
A: Dude, i'm seriously shrimping right now.
B: LOL, what were you drinking last night?
by Dr. Phillip Gonzales December 11, 2012
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Shrimping

When one's penis hangs over the testicles, forming a shrimp figure. Also, protects testicles from being harmed or injured.
"I dont have to worry about getting kicked in the nuts,because I be shrimping."
by Tony ur daddy March 23, 2009
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Shitling

Your little brother is so annoying , he is such a shitling
by AB520 February 12, 2022
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shrimping

Small particles with shit veins.
I like to stroke my little cock to something resembling life while gay wrestlers fist shrimp in my loose asshole.
by Bart June 4, 2003
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Shillong Lajong

The Shillong Lajong is Just like the ogreberry, The only difference is that blackberrys and chocolate are used instead of blueberries and the man smears shit all over his body instead of green paint. It is mostly used at crazy porn parties.
Jeffery- “ Hey want to have a Shillong Lajong party?”
Mark- “ Dam straight I do! I’ll pick up come paper towels for afterwards, it will be dirty but fun!”
by TheSexualWizard October 17, 2017
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Scrolling

The word otherwise used in real life as rolling, but on the internet, when messed up, on fire, etc., you are scrolling.
Shit, I just killed 2 guys on counterstrike on a pill of Exctasy, I am scrolling.
by Biff Justice November 11, 2005
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