my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

Something from a copypasta I saw one time

my mother was ripped to shreds by mole rats :3

by KaijuNerd September 6, 2025

Shred Coffee

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.

With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.

by zenguitar June 16, 2010

Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022

shredded cheddar

Wicked jacked. Having the most muscles. Absolutely shredded.

Did you see that guy? He is shredded cheddar!

by iamrrh April 11, 2020

Dick Shredded

When you get a blow-job from someone with braces

Man I just got my dick shredded by Ke-ke.

by Redberry September 10, 2018

shred tags

it’s open for inturpretaion. however the basic gist is being hella cool and edgy. a term used by skateboarders.

“oi man, i just smoked the phattest spliff”
“ayyyyyyyyyy that shred tags”

by sid_from_skins May 31, 2018

Shredding the knar

Going hard on snowmobiles, yeeting a snowmobile off a jump.

Dude, you were totally shredding the knar on that machine

by Knarrly January 31, 2022