Easily Distracted (by Shiny Objects) 

A parody band. Also called EDBSO for short. Comprised of three members, Nick Roome, Kele Powell, and Joey Ebert. Kele is more focused on the writing as opposed to the singing, which happens to be Joey's forte, while Nick is somewhere in the middle. They have several parodies created including, but not limited to the following:
Get in shape (Gwen Stefani, Sweet Escape)
Computer Log on (Simple Plan, Untitled)
Crappy Little Corvette (All American Rejects, Dirty Little Secret)
You Give my Tooth a Bad Pain (Bon Jovi, You Give Love a Bad Name)

Easily Distracted (by Shiny Objects) is the most awesomest band ever!

Easily Distracted (by Shiny Objects) by EDBSO Lover February 9, 2008

Fresh and Shiny 

It is the phrase that one uses to describe how clean they are after getting out of the shower.

"Dude, you are SO fresh and shiny it's insane!"

"I know right! I just took a shower."

Fresh and Shiny by Blythebabie July 20, 2011

Lil' Shiny 

A voracious creature naturally bald and an extremely deadly swimmer. When not devouring noobs in the pool, Lil' Shiny's can often be found on couches with a large tub of macaroni and cheese. They enjoy mini speedos, raving, and staking out the nearest couch. If you ever happen to encounter one in the pool through macaroni at it quickly get out of the water.

I was swimming in the pool when a Lil' Shiny blew by me at around 234 miles per hour. Luckily I had my Lil' Shiny repellent on me (box o' macaroni) and I got away.

Lil' Shiny by yodude8669 January 31, 2009

red shiny helmets 

Two or more men giving each other head. Gay oral sex. Nob slobbing amongst men.

I caught my queer uncle and his friend playing red shiny helmets in the living room. Unreal.

red shiny helmets by OrionMetaphor November 24, 2017

bright shiny thing 

1. A thing that is bright, and shiny.
2. A great forum in the cruel world we call internet; glowworm depository; dolfie haven.

1. This diamond ring is a bright shiny thing.

2. I'm going to the Bright Shiny Thing now to collect wormies!

bright shiny thing by kitty May 15, 2004

catching the shiny bullet

Phrase told to nubs on any 3-d shooter who can't dodge shots being fired and often don't move at all.

Oh my god, you playing catching the shiny bullet again you stupid nub?

Ahh man, I'm getting pwned, I'm catching the shiny bullet a lot.

catching the shiny bullet by Dr. Demented January 15, 2004

captain shiny 

Person with a bald head that you can normally see yourself in. its kind of like having a mirror but its living.

TY: AHOY CAPTAIN SHINY!!!
Gary the bus driver: DAMN IT DONT CALL ME THAT.
TY: Anything you say shiny top.
(Ty walks away)
Gary: asshole.

captain shiny by skaterboy December 30, 2007