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Crepe shark

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Someone completely addicted to crepes and can't stop
Bob Belcher: Gene, look at me. You and I both know your mom's not coming back after just one crepe. She's not gonna stop, Gene. She's never gonna stop. It's who she is.

Gene Belcher: If she stops, she'll die. Like a crepe shark.
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Split Face Hair Shark

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Vagina, pussy, twat, Etc...

Close relative of the Split Face Bald Shark!
I was walking drunk on the beach and almost stepped on a Split Face Hair Shark!
by RedWingsWin March 26, 2009
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The manifestation of the words: awesome, elite(1337), mega-awesome, top-tier, more-badass-than-a-fucking-shark-awesome, and let's-see-fucking-chuck noris-do-that.
Oh, haha oxygen needs Chuck Norris not the other way around. Whatever he's no Mike Haggar piledriving a shark.
by Ted Lehcats December 2, 2010
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Shark Biter

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One who isn't original. Constantly biting the swag of other people to an extent greater than a normal biter.
All these marks in the rap game are just wu-tang clan shark biters.
by lord jansport November 3, 2008
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an all-emcompassing term for unidentified ailments.
My throat is killing me, but the doctor says it's not strep. Must be shark aids.

I have this rash, but I looked online and I can't figure out what it is.
Dude, you have shark aids.

WTF. I'm shitting blood.
Dude, you have shark aids.
by Team Awesome, Captain September 23, 2010
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Shark Tank

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A physically gruelling and labour intensive training exercise in the Sport of Boxing which consists of a Boxer sparring with one person and after one round is finished, another Boxer while the other one stays and repeats over and over again with different, physically rejuvenated people fighting the same worn-out, half-assed Boxer with no breaks included in between. It is widely believed by many that Shark Tank is extremely effective and will improve Stamina and Endurance drastically.
Boxer 1: "Maaaan Today's session was intense... can't believe I was the one doing Shark Tank today."
Boxer 2: "Bro, you were mad exhausted when the fourth person came in and you looked like you were about to die."
Boxer 1: "I know, at least I will be in tip-top shape in my real fight thanks to Shark Tank though."
by SDNonce1331 January 23, 2020
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Shark Bitch

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A successful, educated, independent woman that is on the hunt on the dating scene and only dates affluent, successful men.

Sharks are very selective when choosing their prey.

When necessary, she uses her intellect and sex appeal to seduce men with big wallets and even bigger egos and waits patiently to destroy him.

Usually raised in the ghetto or an urban area.

In the ghetto hierarchy, the shark bitch is at the top of the food chain, followed by the "around the way girl" followed by the "hood rat."

Shark bitches retain their street smarts and know how to hustle, they are extremely intellectual and able to blend in with their environment.

They are prone to transform into cougars later in life.

Do not attempt to piss off a shark bitch, if she is near sharp objects, she will cut you!
My hero, Ivana Trump, is the perfect example of a shark bitch, when she first married Donald Trump.

Jennifer Lopez is also a good example.
by SharkBitch August 30, 2009
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