brown secret

an anally discharged flatulence

Hey Joe I just let out a brown secret.

by Keith/Cory December 24, 2007

secret finsta

A Secret Finsta is a Finsta of a Finsta. The one and only purpose of it is to make people who follow their Finsta jealous that you can't see their "secretive posts". It also shows another great reason to why Millennials will make such a positive and great impact on our future.

"Hey, did you see my Secret Finsta post? It was so crazy!!"

"No, you denied my follow request."

"Oh ya."

"And? Can I see it?"

"Sorry, I gotta get to class."

"We have 20 minutes..."

by millennials are the future December 21, 2016

Secretive Plotter

From Omniscient Reader's viewpoint.

The great Plotter that crawls from nothing.

You will never know who Secretive Plotter is

by Father of rich night May 13, 2022

Secret guest

Cigarette butts in an almost empty beer can

Friend: "oooh shit, what the hell was that in the can?"
You: "did you just find out who the secret guest is?"

by Tonyslick August 9, 2015

Secret blondie.

When you dye your hair a darker (and usually duller) color, to make people think you are either smarter or not as wild as they thought (because everyone gets tired of blond jokes, and rude pigs)

Girl: "I'm busted."

Girl's best friend: "Busted how?"

Girl: "My boyfriend saw my dye fading, now he know I'm a secret blondie."

by Kayaluki!!!!!! October 17, 2009

Secretive caio

a secretive caio is a person who is a man whore that does his ways in private and no one knows, he fucks with multiple girls at a time but never dates them or wants people finding out

“Wow he is such a secretive caio, i heard he fucked with becky and jessica at the same time!”

by Phishfoodlover9 February 25, 2018

Victoria's Secret

what both man an women can enjoy

men:like to look at almost naked chicks
women:like to shop for under garments

Example 1: "close laptop"

friend: where you watching porn
you: no "opens laptop"
friend: oh Victoria's Secret website

you:yep

Example 2:
women: hey this Victoria's secret panties are uncomfortable i think I'm going to take them off
You:ok

by bananafarm April 15, 2014