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scooch snorkeling

An action. When a female squats and places her vagina over the mouth and nose of a male. This forces him to breathe and only smell her vajayjay. She will only lift enough so he doesn't suffer asphyxiation.
Phil-Baby I've wanted you so bad all night.

Lilly-Oh don't you worry ya sick fuck. Mama has had these panties on all day. Not only will you smell this pussy you are going scooch snorkeling
by Wang dang period finger bang January 31, 2023
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scooch

AGH, for FUCK'S sake Scooch, stop eating the mud you stupid prick!!!
by chad smithings March 4, 2023
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SCOCHED

I bought some apples from my neighbor and they were full of worms. That's the second time iv been scoched by him. Don't give him money he's going to scoche you
by King Ronsco March 7, 2023
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scrochdingers douchbag

A person who says stupid things and decides weather or not they’re joking based on the reaction it provoked
Person 1: Mike is such a scrochdingers douchbag, he’s never funny!

Person 2: I know right! He’s so inappropriate too!

You: how did i find this?
by KitKat ✌🏻 August 13, 2023
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Scooch

The crustiest, and stinkiest pussy to exist and it correlates to the personality
“You ever hear if that scooch oprah? Abe sucks!”
by Corey1448 February 11, 2024
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Schoharie County

Rural upstate NY in the Catskills where redknecks live by their stereotype and are proud of it. If you aren’t born and raised, you don’t belong. Unless you are either related to a local, or you can lie and manipulate yourself to the “top”, you will be outcasted by everyone you meet. If you’re a man, you better know a trade otherwise you will be rendered useless. If you’re a woman, you will be circled by predatory type men that have a pastime hobby of drinking until near death. They’ll act like you're the love of their life and then hit on the next new attractive pair of legs that pass by right in front of you. Their mommy will have unrealistic expectations of you as their baby boy’s partner, and you will have to deal with her snide remarks. No one’s good enough for her baby boy other than herself. What he’ll need is a replacement mother, not a partner. Women and men are living to get their egos stroked, and will stop at nothing to be the “better” love interest for people they don’t have any true intentions for. Friends won’t really be your friends. They will backstab you to be in the good graces of those considered more worthy by really shitty standards. Don’t bother calling out shitty behavior, they will just deny and repeat. There are some good people you will meet along the way, but their minds will soon enough succumb to groupthink, and they will choose to believe the rumors over your own word. They don’t want to know the truth regardless.
Live in Schoharie County if you enjoy subjecting yourself to abuse and don’t really want to get anywhere if life.
by SusieQing February 19, 2024
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Schoharie County

Rural upstate NY in the Catskills where redknecks live by their stereotype and are proud of it. If you aren’t born and raised, you don’t belong. Unless you are either related to a local, or you can lie and manipulate yourself to the “top”, you will be ostracized. If you’re a man, you better know a trade otherwise you will be rendered useless. If you’re a woman, you will be circled by predatory type men that have a pastime hobby of drinking until near death. They will claim to be real men and then cave at confrontation when their woman needs their protection most. Their mommies have unrealistic expectations of you as their baby boy’s partner, and you will have to deal with her snide remarks. What he’ll need is a replacement mother, not a partner. Women and men are living to get their egos stroked, and will stop at nothing to be the “better” love interest for people they don’t have any true intentions for. Friends won’t really be your friends. They will backstab you to be in the good graces of those considered more worthy by really shitty standards. Don’t bother calling out shitty behavior, they will just deny and repeat until they drive you to do something they can actually hate you for. There are some good people you will meet along the way, but their minds will soon enough succumb to groupthink, and they will choose to believe the rumors over your own word. They don’t want to know the truth regardless.
Schoharie County: Don’t go unless it’s a temporary visit, or you have a death wish
by SusieQing February 19, 2024
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