Sarcasm

Passive-aggressive lying; left-handed compliment

The student's use of sarcasm left the teacher dumb-founded.

by _Word Ex Machina_ November 26, 2019

Sarcasm

A way of Telling someone your opinion by saying the exact opposite of your opinion

The Percy Jackson movies are extremely book accurate and they did not do gover dirty - that sentence in dripping in Sarcasm

by Dam_ snack_bar December 28, 2022

sarcasms

Shut up, I hate you!

Pff enough of your american sarcasms, I hate you.

by floatboner October 3, 2009

captain sarcasm

The arch-enemy of Captain Obvious, because unlike him, Captain Sarcasm just answers a stupid question with a rather crude or not sarcastic way. Or just simply states facts in a sarcastic way.

Stupid guy: "If I get bitten by a venomous spider, will I die?"
Captain Sarcasm: "No, you'll become Spider-Man."

Stupid guy: "How will my post card be delivered to my mom "by sea"?"
Cap. Sarcasm: "Swimming, obviously".

Stupid guy: "Do you need to use the bathroom?"
Cap. Sarcasm: *holding his crotch* "No, I need to go to the library and read a book".

by DiogoAttitude November 22, 2016

Sarcasm

The act of irony toward someone when it is so deserved.

You have a blue room blue house and blue bed sheets. What’s your favorite color? What do you think. Pink. IT WAS SARCASM YOU IDIOT

by Totally not a cinnamon roll September 25, 2021

Sarcasm

Portmanteau of the words sarcoma and orgasm. Meaning a very bad "sarcastic tumor" that has a climax whenever someone says something stupid or idiotic.

If anyone has a relative with a tumor I mean no offence.

Me: *baking a cake*
Billy: *looks in oven* What are you making, M.E?
Me: I'm making a stew of the children I killed, Billy.
Billy: WHAT
Me: SARCASM

by tumblrhasporn July 10, 2016

Sarcasm

something that Ellie can’t handle and immediately says “how rude”.

sarcasm is ellie saying how rude

by elz_belzxx July 28, 2019