saimatsu._.canon

a tiktoker who thinks they're giving their opinion and worshipping saimatsu like a nice and chill person with an otp but the only thing they're doing is hating on saiouma and making the fandom worse.

person #1: which people make the danganronpa fandom worse?
person #1: well, saimatsu._.canon is def one of them...

by xiaovenforever August 5, 2022

Sammamish

Located near Redmond, a suburb of Seattle. A town filled with pathetic excuses for emo's and thugs. Filled with stuck up dead beat punks. hang out places include: Safeway......well just Safeway. A place where there is more un-needed drama than a bad "Life of Ryan" episode. (which is any episode). A large percentage of the Eastlake High Schhol attendies spend their dad's money (most likely earned at Microsoft or Boening) and buy alchohol and drugs to pick themselves up. After all, life is way to perfect, having everything you could possibly need or want, having an unusually large home, driving the car an average American dreams about; surely you would need a pick me up also.

"having a perfect life here in Sammamish is too stressful. Having to deal with all this drama I sturred up myself is too tough. Where are the knives? It's time to cut myself"

by C.P.M November 21, 2007

Sammamish

Sammamish Washington, where it rains cash, and also where it rains. Black kids try to be white, white kids try to be black. Blonds are brunettes, and vice versa. Everyone here is rich, (yes even you Ms. Druggie) but they try not to be. There is one that controls us all. Hail Myspace.

Everyone really, REALLY hates Jews. They love Jesus so much they would have Sex with him over and over again.

Did I mention Starbucks?

Sammamish Brunnette: I'm thinking about dying my hair blond.

Wangsta: That's so hot. Lets go have a threeway with Jesus

by gooobed October 18, 2008

r/SaimanSays

r/saimansays is referred as the worst fucking subreddit in the entire fucking reddit, you have normies from Instagram trying to farm karma by reposting stupid shit, and there are virgin teens who want to make it look like they are better than other people because they watch a PewDiePie wannabe shit in the name of "ironically bola tha".

Person: hey! What are you doing?
Retard: nothing, just scrolling r/saimansays.
Person: you should suicide.

by When_The March 5, 2022

Dirty Samira

She will smash your sister, girlfriend,and mother of you mess with her and you might say they are all straight oh she well make them gay

Dude 1 . look at that dyke

Dude 2. Let's go say something to her/him

Dude 1. Wsg dyke

Samira. Oh nothing I just smashed your girlfriend last night and then I'm going to smash your sister tonight so dont go home unless you wanna hear her call me Dirty Samira

by Igotyourgirlfriend April 22, 2020

safima

An acronym for "stick a finger in my ass". The shortened and more subtle version of the Finch mating-call

You're so fit, SAFIMA!!!!!!

by drew christx May 3, 2005

Dirty Samirah

This is when you wake up the next morning after crazy drunken sex to find your date has left but not before she's taken an alcohol fueled shit on your dog and covered it in Fruit Loops and then videod herself dancing round it to Abba's Dancing Queen

Hey bro, how'd your date go the other night? You 2 were hammered.

Bruv, the sex was mental but when I woke up in the morning the bitch had pulled a Dirty Samirah on me, I wanted to be angry but couldn't stop laughing.

by Propercunt March 30, 2020