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cog sex

Well, hello there! Are you ready for some brain-tastic action? Let me introduce you to cog sex, the ultimate brain computer interface sexual experience. It's like a game of "Operation," but instead of a buzzer, you get a jolt of pleasure every time you successfully connect with your computer. It's like a virtual dance-off, but instead of grooving with a person, you're grinding with your CPU. So, plug in, turn on, and get ready to get your cog on. Just don't forget to wear a helmet, because this ride might blow your mind - quite literally!
"Hey bro have you checked out the pawg on the cog?"

"Na I need to renew my cog sex subscription."
by Cog Sex May 23, 2023
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Machine gun sex

Machine gun sex is characterized by violent, rapid, repeated thrusts.
Susie was suffering from exhaustion, after a marathon of bout of machine gun sex!
by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016
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Sexy Seabass

Anthony Mackie: “...Sittin’ next to uh, Sexy Seabass...”

Also Mr. Mackie: “Which way is the beach Seabass? Which way is the beach?”
Sebastian Stan: “Down there.”
by freakinegg March 28, 2020
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Gone Wrong Gone Sexual

1) The way to describe Saturday nights with my grandpa

2) When a social media star needs to spice up their title so they add "Gone Wrong" and if they need even more effect, they use; "Gone Sexual"
Dave: Did you hear what happened to Bob at his Grandpa's house on Saturday?

Jim: Ya it's on YouTube under "Cereal, Gone Wrong Gone Sexual"
by _-Synonymous-_ December 28, 2016
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sextys

People performing research to improve sex life
Sextys are always online reading sex blogs
by Sextys February 28, 2019
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Tumblr Sexyman

A male character who goes viral on Tumblr for perceived attractiveness based on an established formula. Usually white, tall, dresses fancy and is evil or has a ‘dark side.’ Though the character can be non human or non human and anthrofied to fit the said formula. Most of the time, said character isn’t really as attractive as Tumblr weirdly makes him out to be.
Ex: “Sans is literally just a magic skeleton, I have no idea how he turned into a Tumblr Sexyman.”
by PoopieTurd1 February 28, 2021
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Clinton Sex

My girlfriend gave me clinton sex behind the bus stop
by mangled May 13, 2009
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