Rum Floater

When you got the beer shits real bad, and a big turd floats to the top of the toilet bowl. That's a rum floater.

The bartender at the pool wanted to know if I wanted a "rum floater" in my Pina Colada, but I had the beer shits real bad and already had a rum floater in the shitter just this morning.

by SurlyFurious November 8, 2021

Rum

A piece of shit! Someone who brings down others so their miserable ass has someone to hangout with!

Josh ayal is a fucking rum! He is always shooting meth and sucking dicks!

by Chelserie hehe October 30, 2021

poor mans rum

Cup of tea !

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.

by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012

Bum Rum

When you’re bum is leaking rum.

John: i just ate meatloaf and now i need to poo
Kyle: Damn that’s about to give you mad bum rum

by kylematthews June 18, 2023

rum turkey

Heavy seshers who don’t know when to stop

Davey u rum turkey

by Blind squid February 25, 2023

rum rape

when you get absolutely shitfaced on rum and you decide to have intercourse with someone else whilst not getting there permission

“Oi did you hear what went down at the party last weekend?”

“I heard Tommy the mad lad rum raped Emma the bitch”

by cambg December 18, 2023

rum huggie

When a pirate gives you a drunk reach around with his hook hand!

Dude! Did Captain Hook give you a rum huggie last night!!

by Big Felix the Nigerian August 12, 2017