ruben

a straight hater, someone who consumes a gallon of hateraid per day and cannot stand to allow anyone to br proud of themselves

man you hatin like ruben

by sgt August 3, 2007

Ruben

A cute, adorable boy who I want to spend the rest of my life with but can't because he's a fuckboi; the boy I want but cant have

Friend:you look sad
Friend 2: Yeah, its just Ruben again

by tiredcutie February 17, 2017

Ruben

Somebody who thinks their all that when at school. Then once they get home they cry over Chick-Flicks...They also tend to have Big Round Forheads🤔🤷🏽 ♀️😂

Your such a Ruben!

by Phe_Phe1 May 5, 2018

Ruben

Really gay likes to suck dick is ghetto acts British cant even say butter

Look at ruben

by Poisiedon October 30, 2019

colonel rubens

A crudely organized commando raid, often orchestrated by honorably discharged veterans.

Willie: I was down drinking in Jason's basement and noticed that his dad has a shitload of printers and copiers just lying around.

Joey: Lets get some of my 'Nam buddies together, organize a Colonel Rubens, and then spend the money we make on strippers.

by Kernel Klink August 25, 2006

Rubenesque

See fat.

Sabrina is Rubenesque.

by riftertet August 8, 2009

rubberneck

To self-fellate.

Kevin and Stephen stood in admiration, but not total surprise, when they caught Colin rubbernecking.

by Dunky Oggins January 2, 2004