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Rihanna

An example of pure modern street trash intoxicating the British population's minds.
Rihanna is a singer whose songs are cheap, tacky, naff and meaningless. She sings about anything from umbrellas to murderers...
Her most popular audiences include chavs, chavettes and townies who think it's cool to hang around McDonalds threatening people with umbrellas.
It is also questioned whether Rihanna suffers from a permanent and severe condition of blocked nose. It can be heard very clearly in 'Unfaithful'
She thinks her audience is either deaf or stupid as she tends to repeat a sentence around 50 times in each song (ella-ella-ella-ella. YES we get it, thanks.) But perhaps this could be due to her lack of imagination and/or incompetance of coming up with new lyrics.

Related singers include Jay Z, Beyoncé, 50 Cent and Chris Brown.
Rihanna thinks she's the Queen and finds it necessary to have some sort of informal introduction at the beginning of her songs by another naff and tacky artist such as Jay Z.

Please. Don't make me sick.
Old Woman at the bus stop: aaaargh the weather these days. And I forgot my umbrella at home! DAMN BRITISH WEATHER!

Rihanna: That's ok, hunny, you can stand under my umb-erella, ella, ella, ella-

Old Woman: I'm NOT DEAF CHILD

Rihanna: Yeah, but I am otherwise I wouldn't write such crap music. ELLA ELLA ELLLLLLLA EYYY EYY EYYY

Old Woman: Go shove your umbrella where it belongs.
by piratescaribbean111 May 28, 2008
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50% Guatemalan and 50% Puerto Rican. This mix of DNA mostly found in the New England area like Rhode Island in which is pretty common to find around.
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exotic, awesome in bed, and super friendly individual from Costa Rica
"Did you hear we have a Costa Rican student?"

"Yeah she's gorgeous"

"Heard she's great in bed too!"
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Rihanna'd

After i found out the child was not mine, i Rihanna'd her.
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Puerto Rican

noun.
1.One who hails from the island of Puerto Rico
2.One whose family is descended from the island of Puerto Rico
3. Any item deriving it's origin from the island of Puerto Rico
4.Any item relating to the people of Puerto Rico/Puerto Ricans


Also known as Boricua, Puerto Ricans are amongst the most bangin peeps in the world.
Joaquin's mother is Puerto Rican, while his father is from England.

I have a Puerto Rican Flag on my wall, right above my bed.

The Puerto Rican Paradeis in two hours, so don't be late.
by Nomamao January 28, 2004
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afro-rican

Is what a half black and half puerto rican is called.
Since my mom's puerto rican and my dad is black,i'm an afro-rican.YAY!
by Lynni September 25, 2004
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Butter Pecan Rican

damn bro I saw you at the club dancin with that hot little Puerto Rican mami, that Butter Pecan Rican was shakin dat ass all on ya!
by Tony Montana political refugee October 21, 2010
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