Retard Wrangler

An employer that constantly hires retards to work in their shop

Well I just hired another moron... I must be the biggest retard wrangler.

Retard Wrangler by BruceJrTheRetardWrangler April 16, 2015

Electric Retard

the about page from this web comic begins, "An entrancing comic strip suitable for children. It is drawn in MS paint buy sic a guy named eric, who likes to photograph children in the park on sunny days."

Electric Retard is truly an enchanting demonstration that art does not require fancy software or the ability to draw. Using only MS paint, a fertile mind full of good ideas, and just a little bit of hope for a better world, eric created art that truly defines the world in which we live.

I guess electric retard could also be an adjective to describe retards made of electricity.

After I read that comic from electric retard, I realized Hemingway, Faulkner, Kafka, Dostoevsky, and Twain were all talentless hacks.

guy 1: Man, I feel bad for making fun of that electric retard.
guy 2: You should. He's retarded!
guy 1: No, that's not why I feel bad. He heard and started shocking me. Now I can't get it up.

Electric Retard by beaulingpin June 23, 2009

retard 

A person born with a mental condition and therefore has to work a million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. On top of this, a retard will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand. The people who choose to make fun of the mental retarded tend to be complete morons and cannot comprehend that these people have feelings and emotions just like anyone else.

I find it amusing that saying somebody has cancer would not be taken as a joke and yet, using another disease such as mental retarded as an insult is common among society, and many do not realize that it is very offensive and that there is something seriously wrong about it.

retard by unknown June 29, 2003

retard sandwich 

Popularized by the movie "Beautiful Girls," it is something that, if you eat too much, will make you retarded.

If you don't understand the definition, you've eaten too many retard sandwiches.

retard sandwich by fonzareli May 29, 2008

Pro Retard 

A professional retard. Someone that takes it to the highest professional level. ie. Higher then SemiPro Retard.

On the way home from the bar we saw a couple of pro retards yelling on the street.

Pro Retard by sandwich stealer June 11, 2006

Mad Retard Strength 

Freakish strength commonly associated with the mentally ill

Fool, don't change the T Shell. She'll go Mad Retard Strength on you, and then it's all over

Mad Retard Strength by Anonymous August 3, 2003

retard 

most people on yahoo chat.

people in yahoo chat always think they know everything, when really theyre just lame nerds with no lives.

retard by jared August 23, 2003