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Proffesor Rectum 

A name given to a highschool teacher with zero personality, a receding hairline, and leather strap penis.
Mr. Shifflet was acting like Proffesor Rectum again, with his droning voice and dome shaped forehead.
Proffesor Rectum by EvieZ December 27, 2008

the rectum ripper 

some idiot who belongs to this site, and thinks he is a smart ass who can just make fun of people with ADD and ADHD, and call them retards.
The rectum ripper is acctually a retard himself.
the rectum ripper by hahaha July 20, 2006

smelly rectum syndrome

after marturbating via alaskan pipeline and developing fungal coloring & smell in the rectum region during maximum orgasm
Dude...me and Katie were doing anal last night but we are so done now that i know she has smelly rectum syndrome!
smelly rectum syndrome by mur-e-yah November 11, 2011

hairy rectum

i have a hairy rectum because my russian vodka isn't distilled four times
hairy rectum by MY ASS March 19, 2014

suckle my rectum 

self-explanatory!!

what the 'cold snap' of january 2010 (2/3 of usa!) can do!!!!!!!!!!)
he politely explained to the sales'person' that he/she could "suckle my rectum"!!

encouraging the policemen to "suckle my rectum", john awoke bruised; in a cage!

the "pump and dump" walked away steaming, shouting; suckle my rectum!!!

Double Decker Rectum Wrecker 

The act of taking a shit so massive that it makes your anus bleed as it leaves your ass cannon, the sheer magnitude of this mega turd smashes against the water causing a tsunami that

eventually splashes your buttcheeks.
Do you have an ass bandage I just destroyed myself with that double decker rectum wrecker that I left in the toilet bowl.