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Raymond

animal crossing's version of OVER POPLATED GAMES FOR NO FRICKING REASON hes just a fricking villager, I DONT GET WHATS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM, IS IT BECUSE HE HAS TWO DIFFRENT EYE COLERS? oh wait its because there's no amiibo card for him... THATS THE MOST DUMBEST REASON FOR ANYTHING TO GET POPULAR HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Raymond is suffering because of every middle age teen following the newest """"""""FaBaBaB"""""" ...... i honestly dont know how to feel at this one
by someone else thats not u February 10, 2021
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Raymond's Mustache

Raymond's Mustache is a God tier entity which has assimilated with Raymond's upper lip. This mustache is in fact sentient and has partial control over Raymond's actions, thoughts, and decisions. The mustache has existed long before Raymond has been alive, however, Raymond is the mustache's favorite host thus far. This mustache's biological trail can be traced back to the early 18th century, its first host was Black Beard.

The Biology

The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.

The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
Man, that thing is stronger than Raymond's Mustache
by Lusamyne February 13, 2021
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Raymond

Roblox idiot mod on city of London that had less logic than having an eggplant for a car.
Innocent player that has done nothing: "I hope Raymond doesn't ban me"
Raymond: *Bans @everyone for anti exploit detected*
Raymond (and other mods): *Several racial slurs*
by Paracolax June 10, 2021
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raymond

a guy how has toejam
eww whats that smell
"its raymonds toejam"
by yok3yy September 21, 2021
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Raymond

Raymond loves Braxton's chocolate brownies 😉
by Brax12 November 3, 2021
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Raymond

Raymond's are males that stink like my grandma's fartz, every Raymond I've met piss themselves and smear shit on their faces! they also look like grandpa's and catfish real not clcikbait
Emerson : ray u smell like shit

Raymond : shut up emmy
by emmywemmy142 November 20, 2021
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raymondaija

Raymondaija is a very nice fun and energetic person. You will be very lucky to have her as a girlfriend.She also very beautiful.
Your acting like a raymondaija.
by Lovely life November 21, 2021
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