Pethetic

Choosing the love for animals and companionship, over the co-existence with another of the same species.

Polina and Jennifeur are pethetic, they love their dogs and cats, more than any man they have ever met.

by Potterbowler November 23, 2016

Pothead

Derogatory term for a consumer of marijuana.

I find pothead more offensive than a black man would find the term dirty filthy niger.

by 4real July 10, 2005

Patheticies

When something is soooo pathetic that it is beyond the descriptive word, 'pathetic', it is in a state of patheticies.

All three of you are reading Harry Potter in a study group type fashion. PATHETICIES!

by Dude Major Jr. September 23, 2005

pathetiquette

feeling obligated to take action regarding something that has nothing to do with you or anyone you would normally have contact with

commenting on someones facebook status or profile picture change for lack of anything better to say. Just because you are informed of my facebook change, doesn't mean I need you to make a pathetiquette comment.

by bullfrogg October 8, 2010

Pathetacisum

A person who is pathetic and doesn't know it. Suffers from pathetacisum

My mate went to the doctors today. And was diagnosed with pathetacisum

by Uncle smiley March 21, 2017

Harry O'Pothead

The same as Harry Pothead but the characters are Irish and get high and go in search of lepreachauns and bongs of gold.

Harry O'Pothead:*gets high* I think i see a lepreachaun!
Ron: Lets get it and Its bong of gold!

by Antwony January 10, 2010

Pythagorean Theorem

A little juicy formula that exposes the covert relationship between the sides in a right triangle—no other elementary mathematical result has excited so many people from all walks of life to try proving it from different angles.

Just as without Christ, there’s no Christianity, without the Pythagorean theorem, there’s no Trigonometry.

by MathPlus December 31, 2018