1. The current president of the Russian Federation
2. Not the French word for 'fuck' - Putin sounds like poutain, which is actually the word for whore/prostitute, though it is used frequently as an epithet like 'fuck' is.
2. Not the French word for 'fuck' - Putin sounds like poutain, which is actually the word for whore/prostitute, though it is used frequently as an epithet like 'fuck' is.
by Shorty Mushroomhead January 13, 2007
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Since were in Ukraine, will he nukes us?
Yeah, because he is too bald.
Then we need to leave!
Since were in Ukraine, will he nukes us?
Yeah, because he is too bald.
Then we need to leave!
by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022
Get the Putin mug.A president of Russian Federation from 1999 - 2024 (written on 9.7.2020).
Believed by a large group of citizens (mostly senior) to be the savior of once corrupt and bandit operated country, he is praised as a kind and caring person who always listens to society's calls and tries his best to please everyone.
In reality though, he is nothing but a hypocritical self-centered mobster whose actions become understandable once you start paying attention to somewhere else but national television.
Everything he does is for the sake of statistics. He wants everyone to think he is a good president. His power - police and special forces, they keep citizens in fear of getting busted and tortured as they have no restrictions whatsoever. Telling them that they cannot do something is another reason for them to handcuff you and "teach you some manners". Everything told in a TV is often (by that I mean all the time) incorrect and is aimed for brainwashing naive social groups - elderly people, which are, unfortunately, the vast majority of a country.
His good friends at the political party of "United Russia" (Единая Россия) are as corrupt as this... "person".
(Sorry, I'm in too much depression and anger in order to continue, hopefully you get the idea of this text, I really appreciate you taking your time to read me rant, have a great day :) )
Believed by a large group of citizens (mostly senior) to be the savior of once corrupt and bandit operated country, he is praised as a kind and caring person who always listens to society's calls and tries his best to please everyone.
In reality though, he is nothing but a hypocritical self-centered mobster whose actions become understandable once you start paying attention to somewhere else but national television.
Everything he does is for the sake of statistics. He wants everyone to think he is a good president. His power - police and special forces, they keep citizens in fear of getting busted and tortured as they have no restrictions whatsoever. Telling them that they cannot do something is another reason for them to handcuff you and "teach you some manners". Everything told in a TV is often (by that I mean all the time) incorrect and is aimed for brainwashing naive social groups - elderly people, which are, unfortunately, the vast majority of a country.
His good friends at the political party of "United Russia" (Единая Россия) are as corrupt as this... "person".
(Sorry, I'm in too much depression and anger in order to continue, hopefully you get the idea of this text, I really appreciate you taking your time to read me rant, have a great day :) )
Granny1: "Vladimir Putin - our god!"
Granny2: "He's so handsome!"
Granny3: "I will vote for him at the election day, because... BECAUSE WHO ELSE!?"
Me: "But you're living in a poverty and he doesn't seem to really care..."
Them: "Shut up, you drug addict!" "You're too young to understand this, young man" "Did you hear that? That's western propaganda right there!"
Police Officer: "Your ID please"
Granny2: "He's so handsome!"
Granny3: "I will vote for him at the election day, because... BECAUSE WHO ELSE!?"
Me: "But you're living in a poverty and he doesn't seem to really care..."
Them: "Shut up, you drug addict!" "You're too young to understand this, young man" "Did you hear that? That's western propaganda right there!"
Police Officer: "Your ID please"
by TheySeeMeHatin September 6, 2020
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My uncle likes to walk in the park in his putin top. His back is hairy and everyone avoids him. He thinks he is a stud.
by Whatshouldbe November 29, 2014
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by rudy December 16, 2004
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