snatch purse

When a woman hides items of personal value in her vagina.

Bro, my sis thought she was going to be searched by the 5-0, so she stored her crack in her snatch purse.

by Stealthy_Redneck October 31, 2017

nether purse

the scrotum, the male genitalia.

His nether purse is large and plentiful.

by Daniel J Sterpenheimer November 30, 2006

silk purse

A man's ballsac shaved or waxed to be made hairless. Usually done to please a woman or another man.

He thought the silk purse would really turn me on, but I just thought it was weird.

by Wanda F. September 16, 2007

Prison Purse

A prison purse is a vagina when used to conceal prison contraband, such as drugs or weapons.

"Don't worry, I got drugs in my prison purse, where the guards can't search."

by Silent Barracuda October 19, 2018

tuna purse

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

shut yer tuna purse, asshole!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Silk Purse

The act of pulling the scrotum skin overtop of the penis and nuts. Doing this correctly it should be shiny and resemble a silk purse.

TONY DANZA!!! silk purse

by ajmeeh6842 December 21, 2009

Purse booze

Booze that is carried in the purse in order to have one cheap drink at the beginning of a night out. Possibly contained in a flask, but most often an entire bottle of something picked up from the convenience store on the way out the door. Especially useful in foreign countries where drinking on the street is acceptable.

I got my purse booze, so I'm ready to party! or Yeah, grab me a beer, I'm going to head to the bathroom to finish up this purse booze.

by Good Time Girl November 19, 2009